Hello, everyone!

Hi, I'm Melissa (or eatincucumbers, whichever you prefer), and I'm new here. I just wanted to say hello and that I'm glad to be here! *waves*

Hi eatincucumbers! The word cucumber immediately makes me think of Larry. Do you watch Veggietales?

Anyway...welcome!

Hiya eatincucumbers! I like cucumbers. Haven't had any in ages.

Anyway, here's your gift: mas_wink: mas_happy: mas_cool: mas_evil: :dreidel: :menorah: :frosty: :thumb: =D> #-o =P~ :^o [-X [-o< 8-[ [-( :-k ](*,) :whistle: O:) =; :sick: {|= :-$ :-s \:D/ :-# :hearts_eyes: :love: :lots_hearts:

Hey eatincucumbers! Cucumbers are great in the summer, fresh and nice.

I'm Jack, by the way. Welcome to the site.

Hey I'm Kayla! Welcome to YWS!! I hope you have fun here

Heehee! Cucumbers! Hi and welcome!!^_^

HEELLOOO!Welcome.I am Yoshi and if u need any help around here pm me

ummm... i dont like cucumbers ............. welcome to the yws

Welcome to this lovely tropical paradise of the YWS Resort! We have everything here, from bananas, to pine trees and even hot topless woman* .

(*disclaimer: I mean hot in the temperature sense of the word, not in the beauty sense).


We have a range of water sports, including (but not limited too): water skiing, rowing, speed boats, para-gliding and banana boats** .

(**disclaimer: Use of said water sports are taken entirely at your own risk. Claims off there being 'holes' in the boats are complete bull. We also have better lawyers then you.)


At night, we have a number of entertainment options. Like magicians? Then you'll love Mr. Majika*** ! Like a bit of comedy? Then hook up with Bob Perpa, our local comedian every night**** ! Like something a bit more grown up? Then check out the gambling side of our resort***** !

(***disclaimer: If you, or a familly member of yours, ends up in a comotosed state, then it's yours (or theirs) own fault. And trust us - our lawyers are better then yours.)

(****disclaimer: Neither the resort, nor Bob Perpa will be held resposible for depression, and loss of will to live. No really, our lawyers are better.)

(*****disclaimer: These games aren't rigged. The staff are freindly, and they aren't trying to steal all your money. Our lawyers rule. Yours on the other hand defy the laws of physics by bothing sucking and blowing at the same time.)



Thank you for choosing to stay at the YWS Resort - we hope you enjoy your stay here!

welcome to YWS i am Lord Fontroy High King of Argyll good 1 Sureal oh also like Fantasy read my story

Hey! did crysi recomend you here, by chance? Welcome and all, and feel free to PM with questions.

Hello
Bonjour
Hallo
*thinks for other languages but can't find any cause her head is a mess for the moment*

What language is hallo from?

Hawali i think