If you named "Big Brother..."

Theo Hart wrote:Big Brother invented books--so he could burn them.

Awesome

All brothers are big, but some are bigger than others.

I've just noticed Big Brother's new name. Is awesome. =)

Theo Hart wrote:Not exactly the right format, but still funny... kinda'. : P

There is no "Ctrl" button on Big Brother's computer. Big Brother is always in control.
Big Brother doesn't have to pay 99 cents to download songs on iTunes.
Big Brother is best friends with Ceiling Cat
Big Brother is in your base, killing your d00ds
Big Brother is OVER 9000!!!
Big Brother lieks mudkipz

Big Brother Approves Those Quotes.

Big brother approves this message.
Big Brother is under your bed.
Big Brother pwned YWS
Big Brother is watching...always watching.

Big Brother Is All Around You.

Big Brother loves Matt Bellamy.
(It's true, ask him yourself!)
Big Brother has 400 YWS points.

I'm not sure if these have already been done, but this is what popped into my head!

Big Brother is only human.
Big Brother wants your cookies.
Big Brother knows where you live.
Big Brother is Sweeney Todd's best buddy.
Big Brother is missing.
Big Brother needs a hug.
Big Brother isn't watching, feel free to spam.
Big Brother is so emo...
Big Brother looks great in skinny jeans. (Random!)
Big Brother is bigger than than all the other brothers.