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God
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Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:55 am
God says... · Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:55 am
Hello. if my name seems offensive to you, im sorry, but if you know who i am, you will understand.

peace.


p.s. if you have any questions of me... just ask. i will explain to you who i am, and another thing...

im a computer illiterate. they confuse me. so if i do something wrong, just tell me, and ill fix it.

thx
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Alice
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Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:17 am
Alice says... · Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:17 am
Ha!!!! I FIGURED IT OUT!!! :P

Welcome.
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Bella
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Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:23 am
Bella says... · Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:23 am
ME TOOOOOO!!!!

Hi God!
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

Please review my performance poem?
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casey_kent
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Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:37 am
casey_kent says... · Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:37 am
Hi! Welcome to YWS!

Enjoy! Have an AWESOME time!

Fell free to PM me if you have any questions about the site!

~Casey
Christianity is not a religion, it's a relationship.

I may not be perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.

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Gahks
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Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:57 pm
Gahks says... · Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:57 pm
Hey! Welcome from sunny England!

My name's Gahks (that's pronounced 'garks'). Good to meet you.

What sort of stuff do you like to read/write? Do you have any hobbies or interests?

Don't forget to review at least TWO pieces of work before you can start submitting stuff. I'm sure it's great!

Feel free to PM me if anything's on your mind.

See you around!

Gahks :D
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niteowl
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Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:13 pm
niteowl says... · Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:13 pm
Hi and welcome God!!! That feels slightly strange to type, but whatever. Make sure you review twice before posting one of your own, poke around the forums, and have fun. If you have any questions, feel free to PM me. Now on to the fun stuff. Charlie?

GOD'S ON YWS?!?!?! GOD, THAT'S WEIRD. NO, NOT YOU. IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH...ANYWAY, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S YOUR GIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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keirab
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Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:27 pm
keirab says... · Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:27 pm
Hmm...well, I don't think I've figured it out...whatever "it" is...but anyway, welcome! *walks away still puzzling about what she's supposed to be "figuring out" about God*

-Keira
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Tyd
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Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:30 pm
Tyd says... · Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:30 pm
You know YWS is the ultimate site when God himself registers :D

Welcome God :D
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SimonCowellLuver
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Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:27 pm
SimonCowellLuver says... · Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:27 pm
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Hope you have fun. SimonCowellLuver :)
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aestar101
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Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:37 pm
aestar101 says... · Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:37 pm
Oh Lord for I have sinned :D. Welcome God. Have fun at the YWS.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. - Evan Esar
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[deleted1]
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Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:40 am
[deleted1] says... · Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:40 am
Welcome to YWS. I'm Rick. I hope you enjoy the site as much as we all do. After you get 25 reviews, you can access the YWS chatroom and talk about any work you're doing, ask for crits for anything, ask anyone if they have something they want/need critted, and/or just hang out in and talk about your day. Before you post your own work, you need atleast two crits. Feel free to PM me if you have any questions/concerns about anything.

Bye.

-Rick.
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