Ha, that poem rocks! I agree with what Jabber said about not feeling anything for it (except amusement), but it's hilarious that this was on a bag of grapes.
You know, the first time I read through, it really irked me. But you know? Now I really like it ^_^ It's just a different way of thinking around things ^_^
May you never steal, lie, or cheat. But if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows. And if you must lie, then lie with me all the nights of your life. And if you must cheat, then please, cheat death. — An Unknown Bride, Leap Year