Ha, that poem rocks! I agree with what Jabber said about not feeling anything for it (except amusement), but it's hilarious that this was on a bag of grapes.
You know, the first time I read through, it really irked me. But you know? Now I really like it ^_^ It's just a different way of thinking around things ^_^
In the winter months, snowstorms and rainfall in the Patagonian Ice Fields can drastically affect the landscape. Worsened by heavy winds, such storms can reduce visibility and lead to glacial calving, ice collapses, and avalanches. During these conditions, travel is not advised. — The Documentarian