10 year old outsmarts us all?

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10 YEAR OLD OUTSMARTS US ALL?
By Loose


Remember that feeling you'd get on the first day back at school.
'I don't want the holidays to end! I was having so much fun!'

Well, a ten year old Mexican boy felt like this, but went above and beyond the standard complaining to his parents. Diego decided to glue his hand to his bed.

"I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to school," he said. "I remembered my mum had bought a very strong glue."

Diego used an industrial strenght shoe glue, sticking his hand to his headboard for two hours, until his mother called for paramedics. Diego watched cartoons while they used a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.

Diego did make it to school, though he was a few hours late.




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Haha, that's great. I don't think I ever quite thought of anything even close to resembling that.

Anyways, be sure to post a link to where you found the news story initially.




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O.O ur giving me ideas... jk how come i never thought of that?...10 year old... yeesh. brilliant!




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This is the only article I could find on it...

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5hX0 ... 6X9Vh0PmNw

Although, you say, "by loose" is this a Joke news or a real news or..?
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Real, but I heard it on the news and took notes. Cos I'm clever ^_^




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I once put all the clocks back half an hour in an attempt to delay going to school.

Didn't work. :(
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I got out of a lesson early every week for almost two months because the classroom was also my group's form room and before the lesson, they used to put the clock forward fifteen minutes and then change it after the teacher had left. She found out eventually.
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lol, Sureal.

Well, any time superglue's involved, the idea is either really effective and creative, or really stupid. I vote this is the first one.



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