The Dragon's Rage, the rest of chapter 3

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K, making it up as i go



Jimmi: Are we really gonna have this guy...

Leif: my name's Leif

Jimmi: ok, whatever, are we gonna have .... wait, your name is leaf?

Leif: no my name is Leif

Jimmi: that's what I said

Leif: no you spelled it with an A, it has an I in it

Proffesor: like Eye?

John: no proffessor, there's no I in Eye

Prof: well, why not?

John: ..... well.... obviously because..... hhhhhhhhmmmmm

Jimmi: because thats not the way its spelled

John: yeah, thats why

Jimmi: well as i was saying before, we're just gonna get some random guy to go and risk his life to save some random people that no one really cares about

John: yeah pretty much

Jimmi: .... this author is a complete dumbass

John: why do you keep bringing up this author?

Jimmi: never mind, lets just go, but this guy better be going somewhere with this dumbass story

John: i think you're dumber than the proffessor

Prof: im bringing my chicken patty

Everypne else: THAT'S A CATCUS!!!!!

Prof: I love you too

Jimmi: just kill me now

[2 Days Later]

John: hey guys check out this cool video, its called Red vs Blue

Jimmi: ok, you are a moron, for two reasons, one, because the autor made you that way...

John: stop talking about an author, whats so great about him anyway?

Jimmi: he controls our world

John: so make him destroy the dragon

Jimmi: i can't i'm not even supposed to know there's an author, but i do anyway

John.... what?

Jimmi: anyway, and two, because if you just started watching red vs blue, you are pathetic

Leif: didn't you guys need to go fight a dragon?

Jimmi: yeah, we do, because of our dumbass leader

John: shut up!

Jimmi: make me

Leif: stop it guys

Proffessor: It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

Shyrl:....

[Shyrl sits there with a bored expression on her face]

In the backround: Shut up.... me... stop.... no.... bite.... my..... time..... jelly...... oh you had to bring my mom into this.... you guys.... peanut.....

Shyrl: OH MY GOODNESS!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF COMPLETE FUCK-TARDS!!!!!

Jimmi: did Shyrl just...

John: talk?

Leif: is that not supposed to happen?

Proffessor: SSSSSSNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRT!!.. mmmmmm thats nice

Jimmi: that was weird...

John: not as weird as Shyrl talking

Shyrl:....

John: wich apparently is something we shall naver have the chance to hear again

Jimmi: i hate this story

Everyone else: SHUT UP ABOUT THE STORY!!!!!
I'll take you by the hand, and I'll show you a world you can understand

-Three Days Grace, Pain




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It's cute, but it needs a point. We have no background, bla bla bla.... :) The whole jimmi: Leif: takes away some of the jokes. Rewrite and repost. :D:D:D:D:D
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