Hola folks! My name is Fred!
I have three chickens on my head
Every morn, I eat a pie
Folks call me weird, I don’t know why
I wish had a purple cat
And a tread mill ‘cause I’m fat
I hate school, like most of you
For lunch I eat a bison stew
I live inside a small-ish cave
My parents say I need to shave
And one day when I do get old
When my ears and nose are growing mold,
I want to be a Plummer’s wife,
I cut my green beans with a knife.
I just thought I’d tell you that
To say hello and tip my hat
