I won't list the whole travel directions, simply the funny part. Want to get directions from Virginia Beach, Virginia to Manchester, England?
25.Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston
Partial toll road -- 56.0 m, 56 mins
26.Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy --0.4 mi, 1 min
27. Merge onto Atlantic Ave -- 0.8 mi, 3 mins
28.Turn right at Central St --0.1 mi
29.Turn right at Long Wharf--0.1 mi
30.Swim across the Atlantic Ocean--3,462 mi, 29 days, 0 hours
31. Slight right at E05 -- 0.5 mi, 2 mins
32. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban -- 0.1 mi
33. Turn right at E05--5.7 mi, 10 mins
34. Take the exit onto A29/E44 toward Amiens Toll road--27.8 mi,23 mins
35.Take the exit toward Dieppe/Amiens/Calais/A151/Rouen Toll road--1.1 mi, 1 min
....wow.
Try it for yourself: http://maps.google.com
