Do you ever get that time where you thought of a very funny joke but no one is around for you to tell them? That's what this topic is for. Post any joke you want, wether it's about politics, celebrities, sex, or just everyday stuff.
Chicken <-- Egg <-- Rocket Powered Fist Take that, science!
Want to hear a dirty joke?
He fell in the mud and got dirty.
Want to hear a clean joke?
He had a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a naughty joke?
Bubbles was the girl next door.
What has is big, has a trunk and loves peanuts?
A squirrel in an oak tree.
What's grey, has big ears, and has a trunk?
A mouse going on a sea voyage.
What's big and pink and loves peanuts?
A pink elephant.
How do does an elephant get in a fridge?
It opens the door, gets in, and closes the door.
How does a giraffe get in a fridge?
It opens the door, takes the elephant out, gets in, and closes the door.
The lion king calls an animal kingdom meeting. What's the on;y animal that doesn't attend?
The giraffe because it's stuck in the fridge.
Some toursits have to cross a river. There's no boat, no bridge, it's deep and there's a sign saying there are crocodiles. How do they get across?
They swim. The crocodiles are at the animal kingdom meeting.
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Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
