Would you rather...

I don´t really understand the question, but I would rather find them all.


Would you rather live 1.000 meters above the ocean or 1.000 meters below the ocean (if possible)?

I’ve been cleaning up my old school worksheets.

Below. I have a fear of falling from heights.

Would you rather be sick or eat a hygienic shoe?

I would rather be sick right away, because the thought of chewing on rubber/ leather etc. makes me nauseous.

Would you rather never have your favourite food for the rest of your life or have to drink something you hate every morning?

Drink something I hate... ugh... milk...


Would you rather only be able to write one word or be able to say one word?

probably say one word. it would be cool if it was something long like paraskevedekatriophobia.

would you rather lived in world where weekend has 3 days but holidays are only one month long or in world where there are no weekends but four months of holidays?

Ooh, I'd rather live in a world where weekends have 3 days but holidays are only one month long lol.

Would you rather stick your tongue in sand for 10 consecutive seconds or in snow for 5 consecutive minutes?

Hmm, probably the snow ‘cause snow’s yummy

Would you rather befriend a crow or a chicken? (Both are ninjas)

I'd rather befriend a crow. They're cuter in my opinion and make less noise.

Would you rather talk like a pirate or with an Irish accent?

Pirate. I have a strange relationship with pirates since my scout nickname is literally honoring Jack Sparrow’s entire existence. But also Irish accent is so cool…nah, going with piracy.

Would you rather see in train a ghost or you least favorite teacher?

Least favorite teacher. I didn't really have any I particularly clashed with.


Would you rather bungee jump or skydive?

Bungee jump! I would live to try that!
Would you rather go to shop with clothes and yell HAKUNA MATATA or to shop with food and yell HAKUNA BATATA?

Lol the first, I guess. XD

Would you rather spray glitter everywhere when you sneeze, or leave a trail of slime everywhere you walk?

Probably sneeze glitter because at least it's dry, and also I don't sneeze as often as I walk.

Would you rather go on a never-ending, luxury train ride or a never-ending, luxury plane ride?

Probably train ride. That way I could have a good view of the sky *and* the trees!

Would you rather be stuck with mustard as your *only* condiment for three months or ketchup?

mustard!!! I hate ketchup. Ew ketchup.

Would you rather spend your whole life not being able to read or not being able to write?