Guardians of Randomosity

Hypothetically speaking, which Randomosity thread would you be taking care of, maybe as a little forum fairy or a friendly ghost?

Declare as follows: I, (NAME), am the guardian of (List the Randomosity threads here)

Or, you can nominate a friend! c:

Edit: Guardianship is non-exclusive, as many people can be 'guardians' of as many threads as they want - this is all funsies xD

I, Lim, am the guardian of Name a Flavour and Ruin a Quote with Goats!

I nominate @ScarlettFire as the guardian of Baiting Mage into Playing With Us!

I, Moonglade, am the guardian of "Last One To Post Wins".