Pistol Grip

Pistol Grip



Scene I



JULIE

Didn’t I tell you to bring more ammo?

Didn’t I tell you? And did you bring it? No…



ALAN

Ooo-oooo, look who fits into a size twelve

chemical war-fare suit and I take it back your

ass does look fat.



JULIE

My what?



ALAN

Nothing, nothing…



ARIES

That’s a lie. (turns to Julie) He said your ass looks fat.



JULIE

How dare you – you sophomoric—



CASSANDRA

Will the two of you shut your traps, arguing isn’t going

to get us anywhere.



ARIES

Actually it would.



CASSANDRA

No it wouldn’t. It just makes you happier.



ARIES’S GRINS



‘Cause for godssakes pleasing you is the only

reason us lowly humans are alive.



ARIES

Damn straight.



CASSANDRA grinds her teeth.



CASSANDRA

So this is fun. I’m stuck on a planet, with two

sickeningly annoying fuck-tards, and an overly

hormonal chick with perfect breasts.



ARIES

Well that’s a backhanded comment if I don’t

know what is.



JULIE

Uh, guys, we still have no ammo.



CASSANDRA

Fuck me. And no Alan that wasn’t an offer.



ARIES

So, who’s up fer android huntin’?




Scene II



ARIES

This one’s dead. This one’s dead. This one’s dead.



CASSANDRA

Ooo, and let me guess ‘This one’s dead.’



ARIES’S GLARES



ALAN

(turning over a dead body) That sucks.



JULIE

I wonder if there is going to be funeral.



CASSANDRA

I doubt it.



ARIES

(Starts to lift a body) This one’s heavy.



ALAN

How heavy?




CASSANDRA narrows her eyes.



CASSANDRA

When somebody dies you don’t ask the weight of the corpse.



ALAN

What does he care? He’s dead.

I have no idea what the hell this is going on about, but it felt good.

If you could explain it to me, I would feel better.

It made me laugh quite a bit.

Ha ha! Very funny CL! Like Jack, I’m not sure what the plot is exactly but these soldiers(?) on a planet.

I know this comment is a little late, *grin* but here it goes.

I have no idea what this is about, it was just a little bug that popped into my head. Maybe they'll be more, maybe there won't.

As far as I can tell is that they are human, even though Aries would say different, esp. about himself. And they are on the planet, perhaps they are military, or just militant.



Chowder, be free.
CL.

Dialogue was too much fun. ^_^ Too much would be in a good sense of that... "Pistol Grip" immediately brought to mind a certain kind of hilt in fencing--got my attention, of course.

It was as interesting in the chat as here.

Confusion here, maybe -typo?

ARIES
Well that's a backhanded compliment if I don't know what is

...Backhanded compliment or I don't know what is?


Ah well, that's all. Is something going to go on?...

space...the final resting place for retards...