Jokes and Puns!!!

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I saw a Liger today. That zookeeper should keep the lion pen closed.




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Nobody knows this pun.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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That is quite the pun-ishment

I take my leave
Stay Safe
The Princess of Darkness

Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

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u take no leave if u do not leave pun first

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that was a pun-ch!
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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What material is the Mario Bros overalls made out of?
Denim, Denim, Denim.
I won't go down by myself, but I'll go down with my friends
I'm taking back the life you stole
Came a time when every star fall brought you to tears again

-My Chemical Romance




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Well Rapunzel isn't taking hair nonsense.



When your heart gets pierced with arrows, don't rip them out and pierce those around you in retribution for your hurt. You'll only unnecessarily wound others and bleed to death yourself.
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