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Sure, why not? I will take as many covers as you have ideas for although I may regret these words later




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I have a mean girls one and a hunger games one.

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I came up with an even better idea.

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omg that cover is so adorable I can't even

"the spinoff you didn't know you wanted to see" more like the spinoff I didn't know I wanted to write.




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@blueafrica
For 25 more points, you can have the A-Team version.

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I don't know why I really want one of these. I just do.

Novel Title: Cedar Ravine.

I honestly don't care if the joke's about the title or actual story, but I'll throw this in any way.

Summary: Family moves to creepy town to pastor a church. MC follows her older brother to cemetery one night. There's this gas station in town that has a piano in it.
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Title: The Autumn Door

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When her best friend is kidnapped, Zelda has to delve into the realm of faeries to rescue him.

A scene: two of the main characters, Zelda and Jupiter, are billed as a freak show by a faerie circus.

Something isolated and weird: Four characters jump into a pool.
stay off the faerie paths




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@rosette and @lareine, I'll get on those in a few days, once steady internet is back in my life.
@blueafrica enjoy this equally wonderful masterpiece.
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@rosette

1st one is just a ravine filled with cedar trees
2nd one is because i couldn't resist the gas station and piano combo

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lol I like the second one xD
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Oh my gosh, these are hysterical. xD Are you still in business?

If so, you got any ideas for the title "Before the Dragon"? If not I can give a summary, but I kind of love your spark of madness heheh.

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