Woodchucks and wood

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How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A twig, and maybe a small branch
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13%
An entire tree!
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12%
Huh?
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3%
What's a wood chuck?
9
7%
Two trees
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4%
Ask Bob
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41%
Umm... None of the above
28
21%
 
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No se. *shrugs and flies away*




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I hate that rhyme, its so stupid and I can never remember the second part.




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As much as I can.

Which is none.
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A woodchuck can chuck everything in the world made of wood.




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Hmm... I'm pretty sure the answer is "Ask Bob"
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A woodchuck sounds like a small rodent, and I don't think it would be named a wood 'chuck' if it ate wood, so I'll say none of the above.

What is a woodchuck?




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The last option.
Too bad we don't live to experinece death




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He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King



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