Impossible Situations

Work out a way to get out of the situation outlined by the person before you. Answer as yourself or your characters.

You are the size of a coin and have 30 seconds to get out of a blender before it turns on.

I got super exited and answered my own question with 5 different alternatives
1 eat the eat me cake crumbs!
2 get to the centre of the blades and sit in the middle making the most of the nature of centrifugal force
3 if you are the shape of a coin run really fast around in circles until you start spiralling your way up the walls of the blender
4 you are the size of an insect so just climb out the sides like they do
5 lie flat on your back and let the blades pass over you.


You are slowly turning into a tree in the middle of the jungle and the more steps you take the quicker the transformation progresses.

Instead of stepping, army crawl my way out of the village until I can procure a wheelchair in which I'll live my life until I can figure out a cure for this.

You're in the middle of a dog mob who are frantically unstable and you're wearing their dinner.

Take it off and run. That is not much of an issue.

One morning, as you awaken from fitful dreams, you find yourself, in your bed, metamorphosed into a giant bugvermin.

You wake up as it is another dream.

If you speak, you die. If you keep silence, you die. How are you going to escape this?

Continue to make noise without speaking. If you get tired of clapping or tapping your feet, wear a speaker or something and play music or just white noise.

You have to take your socks off without taking your shoes off.

Pull on the edges, stretch til it rips a hole then remove from the top. Or if you lack the finger strength or wear thick socks, grab scissors and make quick slits on the sides exposed around your ankles and pull it out from the sides without taking off your shoes!

Now, good luck to the person below me who will need to physically be able to lick their own elbow to post.