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Galatea
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Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:58 am
Galatea says... · Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:58 am
Lama, on Gal's fancy new compy.

Chuck Norris cannot be killed. He can only be temporarily inconvenienced, at which point the universe stops all action, until such time as Chuck can be releaved of his situation. Such an action has never occured, and may result in the catostrophic destruction of the universe as we know it.

Poison? There is no poison that affects Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is the source of all poisons, and is therefor immune.
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What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though.
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