Would You Rather Wednesday Jan. 27, 2016

Would you rather Wednesday took a week-long break, but it's back!

Last time, you were asked to choose between:

1) Be forced to do all your writing on a haunted mechanical keyboard where if you don't write 1,000 words every day, everything you've ever written is destroyed (incl. even the grocery store list)?
2) Be forced to do all your writing with a haunted pencil where the tip breaks every 50 words, but there's otherwise no consequences?

Number 2 was the favorite, but there were a few who chose number 1!

Now it's time for round 3!

Would you rather...

1) Dictate everything you write to a trained monkey, whom you must clean up after.

or...

2) Be cursed with a spell that magically makes everything you write rhyme.

I rather do the monkey, because I cannot rhyme words on the fly.

Oops, made a mistake in how I worded the second option! Reworded it -- the idea is that you'll just magically be able the rhyme everything you write.

Oh!

Still going with the first option.

2. just because if you're trying to be a poet, this comes in handy. xD
Plus you can always reword thing and edit if need be.

Option #2

Pssssht, option number 1 in a landslide. If I have a trained monkey that can write what I want it to, surely I can potty train it - if it isn't already. XD

Besides, I personally like to write poems that don't rhyme, so option number 2 would be a nuisance.

Yeah, option number one for me. Imagine trying to write prose with option 2.

#2 because publishers might be keen on the unique qualities of rhyming prose!

Option 1; think of the research that can be done!

eeh, I'd do 1. Remember, monkeys are cool!

Rhyme? All the time? Sounds divine!

I'd go with option two,
because then I'd write more songs
and I would feel less blue
before very long.

Um! Both! These both sound great for a would you rather question. I think I'd have to pick one though. Typing is so much work sometimes. I like dictating stuff. And a monkey that can type? Cool! I don't mind cleaning up after it. You have to do that to babies for years and they don't even like, benefit you. And imagine the research, yes! This monkey obviously understands language and such well enough to write for me, so it can understand well enough to write for itself and communicate with scientists who want to know the thoughts of animals. Much easier than sign language.

I pick one, prose would be hard to write if it sounds like a poem.