The A to W List Of How To Annoy People

Ask people what gender they are.


Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.

Drum on every available surface.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

Go to Burger King and ask for a Big Mac.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.

Jump infront of people in a queue.

Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.

Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Name your dog "Dog."

ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

Pretend you are invisible.

Question peoples perfectly reasonable comments.

Race the old woman for the last bus seat.

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

Tell the ending of movies.

Use the last square of toilet paper and do not change the roll.

Vacuum the floor as people try to watch the TV.

Wear large hats during the movies.

Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

Heheh I am SO going to do that.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

This is mean, and so happened to me in middle school.

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

I did that for about three days last year. I got punched a lot.

I had a book with all random stuff like this in it, and there was lots of other good ways of annoying people. My personal favourite was "Develop an unnatural fear of staplers." I still maintain that to this day and I refuse to touch a stapler.

I got these in a FW so don't blame me for the way they are.

X: Make a A to W list on annoying people.

Although I've done most of these things, except for the stupid/unfunny ones on here.

I seem to have done a few too.

Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

I do that ALL the time. Very fun. Sometimes if you say very seriously that it's some ridiculous time, people believe you. They get a bit annoyed though when they find realise and you still won't give them the real answer.

Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.

My brother does this! It's horrible! It makes you want to strangle him!

hee hee these were cute... apparently though my brotehr knows of all of them (O_O)

You missed when ever someones on chat and has a weird thing always type someting random when they don't want you to cause it annoys me.

ROFL

My brother has done every single one of these. I've only done about five of them. Including the prophesy thing. My friend hit me upside the head for it.

Inertia wrote:I had a book with all random stuff like this in it, and there was lots of other good ways of annoying people. My personal favourite was "Develop an unnatural fear of staplers." I still maintain that to this day and I refuse to touch a stapler.

Oh goodness. Mesh and I had a REAL fear of staplers after a certain chat with a certain member on YWS...

These are cool, especially this one:

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

Kinda reminds me of gollum in the two towers

OOOOOORRR

You could just copy fontroy.

Haha.

Yeah, I'm kidding ( *cough*)

But yeah, that is pretty funny, I might give a few a try.

Siegfried wrote:Go to Burger King and ask for a Big Mac.

Chuck Norris once did that... and he got it.