The Luxury Game!!!!!!!

You can just watch this vid for the rules. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
But basically., you try to top the other ppl on the site. For example:
Person #1: In those days we were glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.

Person #2: A cup o' cold tea.

Person #3: Without milk or sugar.

Person#4: Or tea.

And so on. So I'll start:

We used to live in a house with no air-conditioning and a cold meal only once a day!

Once a day? you were lucky. We used to get a frozen meal, once a week on a Sunday, and then it were only a mouthful.

Heh, you're lucky. We used to get a meal every three days, but it was so burnt and distorted that you couldn't possibly eat it. We starved for a while but eventually lived off of the local rat population.

Hah, rats? We never got meals, and there were no rats. We existed on insects alone.

We relied on the local rat population to find insects to eat. We were too disgusted to eat rats. More often than not, the rats didn't even come close to finding insects, so we starved.

Insects? You were lucky. We were vegetarians! When I said a cold meal, I meant that we picked leaves off the trees for supper! Cold, prickly and wet leaves!

Wet leaves?? You were lucky...back in my day the sun had scorched the earth so that water was a foreign word to us. At night, we slept on naught but brush and ate the worms in the ground for supper.

Supper? We almost starved to death before I suggested we eat sticks and gravel!

good goin bud