Anti-Love Poem Contest

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Willard
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 4:02 am
Willard says... · Sat Feb 01, 2014 4:02 am
Okay, Strange here and I have a poem contest. See, I hate romance. I hate this holiday more than anything. If you guys read I Hope Your Appendix Explodes or Toy Story Two Was Okay, then you can see how I express it. I had this great idea for a poem contest. I'll be giving you a love song, or songs that seem like a love song, and you must turn it into something that doesn't show emotion. Pretty hard, huh? Once you get the hang of it, you'll enjoy it.

Top three winners equally get 500 points each and three reviews with one gift. Honorable mention gets a gift. That simple.

Deadline is February 14, 2014. As you expected.

Have fun, everyone
*No word limit*

"Words say little to the mind compared to space thundering with images and crammed with sounds."

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niteowl
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Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:08 am
niteowl says... · Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:08 am
No emotion? No emotion at all? Is that even possible?

Nonetheless, I'm in.
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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Willard
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Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:25 am
Willard says... · Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:25 am
@niteowl , barely any emotion

"Words say little to the mind compared to space thundering with images and crammed with sounds."

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rhiasofia
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:30 pm
rhiasofia says... · Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:30 pm
Count me in! Can't promise it'll be any good though :P
Your head is a living forest full of song birds
~E. E. Cummings
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megsug
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 1:40 am
megsug says... · Sat Feb 08, 2014 1:40 am
I want to give it a shot
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yubbies21
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:33 pm
yubbies21 says... · Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:33 pm
I'll give it a try, but...yeah...I'll give it a chance! :)
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niteowl
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:10 pm
niteowl says... · Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:10 pm
I know we still have a few days, but I didn't want to forget and I have a lot of other stuff going on, so here you go.

Til 3005
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:05 am
Aley says... · Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:05 am
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I could be your drug
I could, if you were more to me
than an obsessive irony

You may be my luck,
and while the sky is falling down
I know that I'll be fine.
You'll be my roof.

I could fill your cup
You know I sweat enough to be
the oasis in the desert

You may be my luck,
even in a storm of disapproving light
I know that I'll be safe and sound.

Safe and sound
You're under ground
Safe and sound
In death in ground
I'm safe and sound
Safe and sound

I could show you love
in a drowning smog of farts, you see,
you'll still be standing next to me.

You may be my luck,
even when we die and go to hell
I know that I'll be safe and sound.

I'll bounce off your head

off your head
off your head
Dead and gone
Save and sound

I could knock you up
I could show you what I want you to see
and take you where I want you to be

You may be my luck
As the world comes crashing down
I know that I'll be safe and sound

You're sacrafice is up to me
and now it's done I'll always be

safe and sound
I'm safe and sound
safe and sound
You've gone around
Safe and sound
And made me a pound
safe and sound
I'm safe and sound
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megsug
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:02 pm
megsug says... · Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:02 pm
I didn't forget about this or anything...
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A thousand years passed with you
I can't stand a thousand more.
The blood of unsoiled virgins
is all you fancy anymore.

My dear you've stilled my heart.
It need no one to adore.
I'm leaving you tonight.
You'll hear the slamming door.

I think I'll find a young man
with fiens full of blood to pour.
It'd be nice to share a coffin
with one that can do more than snore.
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Willard
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:34 pm
Willard says... · Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:34 pm
@yubbies21 @rhiasofia Are you guys going to submit a poem or?

"Words say little to the mind compared to space thundering with images and crammed with sounds."

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rhiasofia
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:04 pm
rhiasofia says... · Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:04 pm
I'm lying on the moon
oh dear, no need to get here soon
it's my quite, hidden place
Where I get swallowed up
in space with you a million miles away

There's things you wish you knew
all the things I keep from you
it's my dark and beautiful place
but with you, oh dear
I'm only safe with you a million miles away

I've been lying on the moon
without you, it's a perfect afternoon
but your shadow follows me all day
I want you to know that's not okay unless
you're a million miles away
Your head is a living forest full of song birds
~E. E. Cummings
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yubbies21
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:41 pm
yubbies21 says... · Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:41 pm
I'm sorry Strange, I ran out of time...
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