What would you rather be doing?

This is just like the question game where you keep it going using creativity and comedy.

It starts with a "I would rather...,than..." the next person then takes the original rather and adds their than.

Example: I would rather eat an orange, than go shopping.
the next person could write: I would rather go shopping than go to mars.

It should be funny, but not over the top, nothing too disgusting or horrific! And there can be no opposite repeats like just saying "I would rather go shopping, than eat an orange", not allowed!

I'll start
I would rather go to the Amazonian jungle than Antarctica.

I would rather go to Antarctica than eat pineapple.

I would rather eat pineapple than climb a tree.

I would rather climb a tree than eat all my toes slowly.

I would rather eat all my toes slowly than......... er, take a bath in sulfuric acid.

I would rather take a bath in sulfuric acid than burn in hell.
LOL

I would rather burn in Hell than have to think of something worse than burning in Hell...

I would rather think of something worse than burning in hell than boiling a newborn puppy.

I would rather boil a newborn puppy than chew on a baby hamster for a complete day.

ALERT: and?

I would rather chew on a baby hamster for a complete day, than drink water from a dead camel in a desert in order to survive.

thewritersdream wrote:than drink water from a dead camel in a desert in order to survive.

How is that even possible? ... Maybe eat the fat in the hump?

I would rather drink the water from a dead camel in the desert in order to survive, than to feel how it is like to give birth to a full-grown humanchicken.