If I Were A Rockstar

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I like my man as
I do my huevos:
Over-easy, on hash,
And two at a time.




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Humerous to say the least. I don't think this really qualifies as poetry, and I'm sure theres some rule about posting so much all at once.
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Haha. Nice. A little ditty more than anything else.

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Do you use the word "huevos" on purpose? Because it makes the poem slightly homosexual since "huevos" is what is used for "testicles" in the Mexican world. :?

But still... slightly funny. Just a little homoerotic.
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How is it homoerotic? She's a girl.




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Hah. :lol: i really enjoyed this.

And two at a time

you dirty girl! :D
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I wanna be a rockstar / but I ain't got what it takes. :)



i enjoy repeating things twice in poetry. but only ever twice. nothing tragic ever happens thrice if i have control of it
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