Greetings fellow animals

Hello, my name is what my parents put in my birth certificate, but you can call me anything you want. It is a free country- for the humans that is.

I am the leader of a new movement called the Cow Movement, and we specialize in the distribution of information known as Cow Logic.

But seriously. I am new to this website and would like to give a "How do you do" to anyone who reads this. For a sample of my work, see my humorous political speech called "The Cow Movement- let’s spread the cud around."

Peace and love.

Welcome to YWS! I greatly enjoyed the Cow Movement.

If you need any help navigating the site or having any questions in general, feel free to PM me or give me a holler on the chat-bar.
You might notice that some of the members on this site have colored names. Here's what they mean:
Light green = Junior Moderator
Dark Green = Moderator
Red = Administrator
Black = Nate (the creator of the site)
Orange = Distinguished Members

The mods around here are awesome, so don't hesitate to let them know if you have any problems.

How long have you been writing, if you don't mind my asking?

Hey, welcome aboard!

If you need anything, feel free to message me or stop by at my wall ^^

Oh, and you'll love it here. And will be called Cow by most, so I shall go with Logic

Aria

Thanks Payne and AriaAdams for the replies.

I'll make sure to inform you guys if I'm in a state of disarray.

I have been writing since about fifth grade, but as you can probably guess, I stunk at it back then. After a stretch of being pretty into writing, lame as it may have been, there was a period of a few years where I had stopped. I started getting back into it recently.

Just a random piece of advice: I've found that when you are in a time crunch, you can spit out some pretty decent writing by playing dramatic music very loudly, typing fast, and never looking back.

Peace and love. Long live the Cows.

Hi Cow! Welcome to YWS!

I feel a bit weird calling you Cow, and Logic makes me think Spock. CowSpock. Spockcow. I'll have to think this over.

But in the meantime, jambo! Hope you enjoy it here!

Thanks for the reply, Twit. Now I am the one uncomfortable with the name-calling around here. Calling you a Twit doesn't seem very nice. (All jokes over here).

Anyway, hope life is good. Here in the barn it seems like the same-old.

[[By the way, looking at your "Signature" section, I think there is a page on this site that may interest you: viewtopic.php?f=350&t=96405&p=1114447#p1114447.]]