stuff about me you should know , is that , well ...im kinda dogy , the other day i stabbed my brother to get to a can of beans . i can eat beer bottels , the scientists are baffeld . unlike you having your interesting clubs like surfing , skydiving , or under water hockey, i collect potatoes and beetles , please understand that i was brought up by a slug , so i was bound to become a bit ...different.
I've heard of being raised by wolves, but raised by a slug--that's new to me. Ha ha. Welcome, Dynasty cow. If you have any questions, feel free to PM me or any other member of the Big Brother moderator group. See you around!
Oh, Brightlord Tumul! How unexpected it is to see you standing there! I didn't mean to insult your stupidity. Really, it's quite spectacular and worthy of much praise. — Wit (The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson)