Hey, whasup? I'm Shikitaro Monatoya, but I don't like that name so pretend that yuh read that as Shiko. I hate being bored so I've tried just about everything to keep myself entertained from randomly walking up to someone and saying their shoes are untied to driving my car into a bridge to find out what happens after you die. (Didn't work, obvi, bcs I'm still here to annoy you if you don't watch out)
Okay, actually I'm an incredibly boring person. Just ask me about it.
Spoiler! :
Jul 28, 2023
[insert some crazy, comical scenario here]*record scratch, freeze frame*
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation—and honestly, I’m still wondering that myself. So let’s just start from the beginning, shall we?
Unlike a lot of main characters out there, I actually had my life together. That was, until the accident…. A secret lab in an abandoned factory… mutation… annoying sidekick… you know, that sort of thing.
Now I’m tangled up in all this universe-saving, butt-kicking stuff… so go on, ask me anything