James: Why do I have to be here again?
Me: Because you feel the need to be a god and be very controlling and have a willing to kill again. And we need to make sure you don't do that, because your the hero in the story somehow.
James: I don't want to be the hero though, if that means I have to be a pansy and so nice. Who says a hero has to be good? Just because you have horns and not a halo shouldn't mean you can't save the world when you're bored.
Me: *writes James into the office*
James: I hate you
Therapy
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Zara: Um hey everyone. I'm not sure why I'm here. I guess it could have something to do with the fact that I never left my house until I was fifteen, and then the first things I saw were blood and murder and fighting. I don't think that would really affect me that much though... *eyes people warily and clutches hilt of sword*
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Prim-Rose: She knows I don't like the shadow doctors. *Looks at Allan nervously.* I really don't know why i'm here!
Vincent: Because you've tried to kill people dear.
Prim-Rose: Oh yeah. *giggles.*
Vincent: Now what are you not going to do?
Prim-Rose: Um ... Attack him with my spoon?
Vincent: Good girl. *Kisses forhead.* ...Maybe I should just take the spoon. For a little while. -
David: I'm here because of my reality issues, my anger *snarls* and the trauma of having a limb removed as a child.
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Lucas Named:
Well, hello. I'm here because my Creator made me go. She says I'm pyschotic. I mean, what did she EXPECT from a villain? *Fumes* -
Jake: I'm only here cause Jack made me come....
Jack: I'm only here cause Jake made me come....
silence....
Jake + Jack: Later suckers -
Quick question, what in the world is therapy? By looking at the entries I'm not sure I need it.
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Tasha: Why am I here with a bunch of crazy maniacs again?
Wolfsbane (her dog): *growl*
Tasha: You sure know how to be supportive. (sarcastically)
Wolfsbane: *yip*
Tasha: I don't know why I bother talking to you, particularly because it makes me look as though I AM crazy. Which I'm not.
Wolfsbane: *snarl*
Tasha: Oh, yeah, like you have any idea. Don't get on my about MY mental health, you little whelp.
Wolfsbane: *growl*
Tasha: Yes, you are, you insolent little thing. And yes, I know, but since I haven't killed anyone on accident since I was 14 I don't know why that is relevant.
Wolfsbane: *yipe*
Tasha: Mention Kolvar one more time and you will get to wait outside.
Wolfsbane: *whine*
Tasha: That's right.
Wolfsbane: *snarl*
Tasha: ....Okay, fine. But I had to or more innocents would have died.
Wolfsbane: *yerp*
Tasha: ...Yes, I know. Well, would you have the guts to kill an 8-year-old just because you knew she would kill hundreds?
Wolfsbane: *nods*
Tasha: Well, I helped raise her, so excuse me for being human.
Wolfsbane: *grrr*
Tasha: Hey! Look, I may not have had the most...ideal childhood, but I am perfectly fine, thank you very much. At least I never went evil or anything.
Wolfsbane: *bark*
Tasha: No, that is called unlawful. There is a difference between being unlawful and evil. It kept the economy cycling through the poor before going back to the rich. And I never said that, alright?
Wolfsbane: *yip*
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Hartfin: I haven't the slighest idea why I've been put here and I demand to know!
Me: Because you're a mad disciple of one of your world's most evil beings and you tried to kill a fifteen year-old girl.
Hartfin: That was for the good of Denervan, I swear. Now let me out! -
Silver: Why am I here?
Me: Because you literally murdered hundreds of people.
Silver: That was on accident!
Me: Right, all those Hunters just were accidentally killed.
Silver: They would have killed me!
Me: They surrendered.
Silver:...They deserved it.
Me: Seriously? And you're asking me why you're here? Dude, the whole vengeance vendetta, the killing accidental and otherwise, the messed-up childhood...
Silver: .....
Me: Right. -
Viper (not the version from my writing- the one from a D&D game I play. Well, Savage Worlds, technically.)
Viper: "So...what is this place, exactly?"
Me: "Read the sign."
Viper: "What sign?"
Me: "The one to your right."
Viper: "Oh." *reads sign* "Why am I here?"
Me: "You seriously have to ask me this?"
Viper: "No, but I want to hear your answer. Is this because I'm the assassin and still the moral compass of the party?"
Me: "No, it's because you see animate cloaks flying around that bleed when you stab them, you have Carlos the Fox God of Delusions in your head, and because you get way to psyched about shanking people."
Viper: "......The cloaks are real. Can't tell you about the fox. But the cloaks are. And besides, it's all a side effect of my daggers."
Me: "How do you figure they're real?"
Viper: "...I just know, alright?"
Me: "And even if it is your daggers' fault you still actively look forward to stabbing people. Which isn't a good thing."
Viper: "If I'm an assassin it is. Besides, I have limits. Like I won't kill kids."
Me: "You killed Simon."
Viper: "....That was an exception."
Me: "You're going to shank Douglas."
Viper: "...."
Me: "My point exactly."
Viper: "...Yeah, I can't really debate that. Still, I'm not evil. Most of that was for the good of the Shadowlords and the Fenriri."
Me: "Auryon Blackthorn, stop trying to defend your ethics and just realize you're a bit psychotic and need some help. Alright?"
Viper: ".....Fine."
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