Character Tea Party, The

Character Tea Party, The

Character Tea Party, The

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Therapy

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  1. Rydia
    Rydia · Jun 2, 2009
    Hey guys! So... this is my therapy room! I'm sure you all have at least one character who should/ has attended therapy so bring them along and we'll see how they all react together while in the welcome room. You can also feel free to have the therapist call your character into their room and role play a short scene of how their session might go.


    Dee: So what are all you suckers here for? I killed a man. Maybe two, they're not sure yet because the other's still in hospital. If I get the time, I'll finish the job tonight... I'll stake out the building, steal a nurse costume, piece of cake really. *smiles innocently*


    (You can lie :wink: )
  2. Fortuna
    Fortuna · Jun 2, 2009
    Alan: I am the ghost of Dr. Alan Chillings, former psychologist at Seward Asylum, before it was overrun by those Demonic Hybrids. I am quite fine, thank you very much, but my creator insisted on my coming here. She said something about my relationship with Minnie was unhealthy, and that I suffer from anxiety disorder. All nonsense, I can assure you.
  3. chipsandguacamollie
    chipsandguacamollie · Jun 3, 2009
    Golden: I'm sure I have no reason to be hear. You all are just maniacs, but me, there's nothing wrong with me. I mean, sure, I killed myself because my girlfriend died, but come on, tons of people commit suicide. Do any of them ever go to therapy? Noooo. And besides, therapy is just for chicks and really wimpy guys. My author believes otherwise, however.
  4. Bloo
    Bloo · Jun 3, 2009
    Jack: Well if it is for chicks, you are perfect for this place.

    James: I have no idea why I am here. I mean I onlytalk myself down on almost every occasion. I Killed my old roomate, and foster mother. But they were demons sent to spy on me before I could find out I was a guardian and magic and kill their ledear and make a civil war were the elves wages war against the wizards and won equal rights.
  5. Arcaus
    Arcaus · Jun 3, 2009
    Isaac "I'm very happy, i have my health, and two wonderful freinds!"

    *Kitty and Hendrix ignore Isaac*

    Isaac "Life is good!"
  6. Rydia
    Rydia · Jun 3, 2009
    Dee: Wait... so some of you guys have actually killed? Wow, hardcore. Do you mind telling me what it was like? I'm a writer see, yuo won't have heard of me because I'm good. I write dark stuff. Nothing like that Lilah Thwaite, not that I've read any of hers of course and I certainly haven't ever written such soppy romance... I'm Delilah by the way but call me Dee.
  7. phantom_blackfire_wings
    phantom_blackfire_wings · Jun 3, 2009
    Gwen: At least you guys have semi-normal reasons,...sort of...not really...*coughs nervously* My imaginary friend came to life and started stalking me. For some reason, this makes people believe that I'm insane. Who'da thunk it?
  8. Fortuna
    Fortuna · Jun 3, 2009
    Alan: *grumbles* I'm an asylum doctor, not a madman. Now where are the bloody psychologists?
    *looks around* There appear to be no windows or doors leading out of this place, courtesy of our authors no doubt, and I'm sure Fortuna has taken measures to make sure this walls exist in a dimension that I can't pass through. Either someone can blast a hole through this walls or someone shows up so we can get this over with, because we've been sitting here in silence all day and that would drive anyone utterly insane.
  9. Arcaus
    Arcaus · Jun 9, 2009
    Hendrix - "Okay, here's the thing. I don't like being the big "Hero" Archetype, I have feelings apart from destroying all things that are allergic to bullets.

    Sigmund Freud - "You vant too elaborate on zat"

    Hendrix - "Well, I have the whole macho-man stubble muscle thing. But to be fair, there are no razors around, and i don't have time at the moment to shave. Plus anyone who says women like it is a jack-ass, who likes kissing a cactus?, you?"

    Sigmund Freud - "No..."

    Hendrix - "Plus my line of work is pretty demanding at best, so fitness is a must"

    Sigmund Freud - "Yah, of course"

    Hendrix "Plus I'd like to think I'm pretty sensitive"

    *Sigmund nods*

    Hendrix "Yeah..."

    Sigmund Freud - "Do you have a girlfreind?"

    Hendrix - "Yeah right! Girls love gun-toting assasains. (Hendrix puts on a macho voice) Hey baby, wanna see my collection of knives!"

    Sigmund Freud - "You do not, enjoy your vurk?"

    Hendrix - "Well it pays the bills, and brings me closer to my lifes mission of total bloody vengance..."

    Sigmund Freud - "I think you have perverted morals..."

    Hendrix - "...maybe, but I have yet to meet a man who can question them without dying three seconds later..."

    Sigmund Freud - "Gulp..."

    Hendrix - "Just kidding Siggy"
  10. chipsandguacamollie
    chipsandguacamollie · Jun 10, 2009
    Boltage wrote:Jack: Well if it is for chicks, you are perfect for this place.


    Golden: I'd kill you, but then it's just proof that I should be here. Not that I haven't killed people before, but those people legitimately deserved to die. And fyi to anyone out there who still thinks I'm a girl, just because of my name, I'm not. Say I'm a girl, and I will not restrain from hacking you to pieces.

    Jisabelle: Yeah, that's completely not psycho.

    Golden: What the heck are you doing here??

    Jisabelle: Apparently, I need therapy.

    Golden: For WHAT?

    Jisabelle: My true love was exiled to another planet, and I'm stuck being married to James, who can't even come close to comparing to my real love.

    Golden: You made James marry you, first off. And second, there was another guy?

    Jisabelle: *sniffles* I don't want to talk about it.

    Golden: *rolls his eyes*
  11. Fortuna
    Fortuna · Jun 11, 2009
    Alan: Now, do any of you have abilities to get us out of here or do we have to sit around and wait to be inhumanely probed and tested upon? Trust me, I've worked in an asylum before.
  12. Bookmarker
    Bookmarker · Jun 11, 2009
    Ursula: Well all of you have very good reasons for needing therapy. But I don't. I'm just here so I can laugh at all you weirdos. HA! HA!
  13. Swottielottie Creator
    Swottielottie Creator · Jul 1, 2009
    Tokato: Well, we'll see what's going on in here... Fairly little, I assume. Wouldn't be anything happening, would there? Downright selfish people... with their overblown theories and psycho-

    Ellima: What? Sorry? I wasn't really listening... We're in an asylum, you know. Do you think it's my fault, or am I here because of you? I can't remember. *Yawns*

    Tokato: Oh, stop moaning! I can't stand you anymore, just shut up! All you do is jabber on and on and on and on and on and-

    Luthando: We understand, Tok, you jolly well don't need to continue anymore, it's not lush, and frankly I don't think you should talk like that.

    Tokato: - on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on-

    Ellima: I think this was supposed to be some form of character development, but it sadly failed. Don't you agree, Luthando? You see, our voices aren't matched. I wouldn't talk this confidently, Tokato would be less childish, and you'd use the word lush more.

    Luthando. Lush. Yes, you're right.
  14. pinkangel54123
    pinkangel54123 · Jul 2, 2009
    Asha: I'm only here because I don't care about other people. Okay that's not true. Let me rephrase. Outside of my friends I HATE everyone. Oh yeah, I like to mess with people to get my way. I like it when people are afraid of me. It gets the vampiric adreniline pumping. One last thing before I leave this cookoo's nest: killing animals makes me happy and warm inside. It sounds worse then it actually is. I have to drink something's blood.
  15. Bookmarker
    Bookmarker · Jul 12, 2009
    Ursula: Wait, you're a vampire? You're the reason I went crazy! I tried to hunt vampires and got too carried away! The only thing I wanted was a little money and some friends! ... Did I just say that? None of you heard me!


Obsessing over what you regret won't get you anywhere.
— Steggy