"We've got no anasethsia, it's nineteen eighty one..."
The Asylum
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Send you characters here when they have gone truly insane. I don't just mean off the rails, I mean out of the train station mad...
"We've got no anasethsia, it's nineteen eighty one..." -
Gracia: What is this place?! *Begins inspecting the padded walls, her head pushed very close to them*
Gracia: This place seems grand! Dum-dee-dum-da! *skips around in her straightjacket*
Gracia: And I have to say, I adore this new outfit. Why didn't mummy let us wear these sooner?!
(NOTE: Gracia looks to be around twenty years old. She is an albino with pink eyes, and she always wears the frilly cream yellow outfit of a porcelain doll's.)
Me: Uhm, well... It's a magic castle. And you can do aaaaaalll sorts of things in here!
Gracia: Like practise my tight rope routine? Or my tumbling routine?
Me: Why, yes! Exactly that. Now, go interact with some other friends!
Gracia: Why, where are you going exactly?
Me: to claim my toaster. Bye-bye.
Gracia: Bye-bye! *attempts to wave*
Gracia: *stares, zones out*
Alter-Gracia: C'mon, she said you could do anything!
Gracia: Yeah, cool, eh? Let's go find a friend since no one else is around!
Alter-Gracia: Or you could burn something...
(ANOTHER NOTE: Gracia talks to herself out loud. She thinks it's her alter-ego)
Gracia: No, let's wait for a friend! Now, hush up! *throws herself into a wall* -
Teddy: Hello there! What's your name? I'm Teddy!
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Gracia: Oh! A friend.
Alter-Gracia: no, no! We do not need friendship! Kill him!
Gracia: I'm Gracia! I'm a circus performer! What about you? I'm waiting for my owner to come back. I'd like a cookie... *random dismantled thoughts....* i like the name Teddy! I used to have a teddy bear but I ripped its head off.
Alter-Gracia: Yes... with my guidance.
Gracia: Would you like a cookie too? -
Teddy: I would love a cookie. I'll have three if you have more. Or ten! Wripping a bear's head off? Wow. Is that why you ended up in here? I don't know why I'm here. What is here anyway? I don't have a job. Maybe I should go to the circus like you! That would be splendid! We could be circus buddies. Yippee!
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Gracia: *claps hands together like a pleased child* Yay! Circus buddies. And no... i don't know why I'm here!
Me: Here are your friggen cookies. "And the cookies magically dropped down from the ceiling. *rains cookies*
Gracia: How'd you do that.
Alter-Gracia: simple, she's a demon.
Gracia: no way!
Me: i'm an author. Anything that is on paper has to obey my every order.
Gracia: Wow! Here teddy! *hands his an amrful of cookies, crumbling and falling apart* -
Teddy: Oh, yum! *He tries to grab them but he can't move his arms in his straightjacket. Teddy picks them all up with his mouth and swallows them in one bite.* Yippee! Hey, can you make it rain warm milk?
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Iniko: Cookies!!!
*Trips falls, bits cookie*
Iniko: How'd you make it do that?? *Laughs uncontrolably* -
Me: *Clearly unimpressed, but laughing hysterically that Teddy can't move in his straightjacket, but Gracia somehow managed to do so. Maybe its because she's so skinny the jacket wouldn't tighten enough around her arms* Oh yeah. And when you're burned and your skin starts to bubble, don't scream in pain and curse me.
Gracia: I'm going home.
Me: Sit!
Gracia: *sits*
Me: Stay.
Gracia: *stays*
Me: I'm going to get you a glass of warm milk so that milk doesn't have to rain from the sky.
Gracia: Okay.
Alter-Gracia: Now's your chance! Kill them. Kill them all!
Gracia: No.
Alter-Gracia: Yes.
Gracia: No! *Bites arm* -
Iniko: *walks over to Gracia* Ello ol' chap!! How ye doin'??*stops talking in a terrible british accent*Why are you here? Where is here?? *laughs uncontrollably and tries to offer hand*
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Gracia: This is circus practise (NOTE: Gracia is a contortionist from the Victorian Era. She thinks she's practising in this padded room. And the jackets are to build balance.) duh!
Alter-Gracia: I hate how stupid people are.
Gracia: Shut up. Uhm *tries to offer hand* Here. Foot shake.
Me: Gawd, this is going to be extremely awkward and stupid-looking if they try to shake hands with their feet... -
greychild: cookies! where are the cookies! i need cookies!
*bumps into a wall and look around
Greychild: hey what am i doing here! there must be something wrong!!!i am not suppose to be here!!
morgan! get me out of here! HEY!!!!
greychild: can't i have at least ahve a cookie!!!
*thinking (damn, i should have known that i must not look like a child.) -
Iniko:*tries to shake with foot*Circus practice? Oh joy!! *Falls* These walls are so perfect!!*Tries to do a cartweel and falls flat on her face*
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Teddy: *In a big deep voice* For the next circus act the Amazing Teddy will be eating one thousand chocolate chip cookies! Duh Duh Dum! *Hums circus music while crawling on the ground and engulfing mass amounts of cookies. Finally stands up.* TADA! *Bows but falls over due to his weight*
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Alter-Gracia: They're all such fools!
Gracia: No they aren't. They're my new friends!
Alter-Gracia: no, you must kill them! Kill them all!
Gracia: *Starts performing. Easily mauvers herself around and into a summer sault, them does a no handed kartwheel, followed by a flip backwards and then goes into the contortionist act and makes herself a human pretzel*
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