Peter: that part of the cemetery is scary
David: oh noooo I’m TRAPPED in the SCARY PART OF THE CEMETERY. I sure hope there’s a GROUNDSKEEPER around to RESCUE ME
incorrect quotes: groundskeeperWIP edition
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Peter: I wish someone would take me out
Neveah: in a getting food way or a murder way?
Peter: surprise me -
David: I have a question for you
Peter: all right
David: *gets down on one knee*
Peter: *visibly panicking*
David: relax my shoe's untied
Peter: *relaxes*
David: *ties shoe**whips out a ring*
David: shoe's tied, you wanna get married? -
Peter: you have to apologize to Sayid
Samira: fine
Samira: "unscrew you" or whatever -
Peter: is something burning?
David: just my love for you
Peter: David, the toaster is on fire -
store worker, over intercom: would a Peter Shaughnessy come to the service desk
Peter, arriving at the desk: yes is there a problem?
store worker: *points at Sayid and Samira*
store worker: I believe these are yours?
Samira: we got lost
Peter: I didn't even bring you two with me-- -
Neveah: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Peter: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it. -
that's it that's the book
David, banging on the door: Peter! Open up!
Peter: Well...it all started when I was a child...
Sayid: No, he meant--
Samira: Let them finish. -
David: Peter, I'm sad.
Peter: *holding out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Sayid: Samira, I'm sad.
Samira, nodding: mood. -
Sayid: Why are David and Peter sitting with their backs to each other?
Samira: They had a fight.
Sayid: Then why are they holding hands?
Samira: They get sad when they fight. -
Peter: *plots a crime*
David: Peter no they’ll give you a life sentence
Peter: my existence is a life sentence
David: we need to get you to therapy -
Peter: I do not care about anyone, I cannot
Neveah:
Peter: I have changed my mind -
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