Edna: Benjamin isn’t answering his phone
Kiernan, already dialing: I’ll call
Edna: Clem & I have tried calling him like six times, what makes you think—
Benjamin: *picks up on first ring*
incorrect quotes: chosen grandma edition
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Benjamin: kids are having midlife crises at, like, 16
Clem: look I don’t know when I’m going to die so I’ve decided my life is going to be one long ongoing crisis -
Clem: pass the salt
Benjamin: what’s the magic word?
Clem: *chanting a spell*
Benjamin, panicking: oh my gOD just take it -
Edna: have you tried yelling?
Clem: I have no idea what you’re referring to but of course I tried yelling -
Clem: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks in
Benjamin: that’s dumb I’m not playing your silly little game
Kiernan: *walks in*
Benjamin: fine I’ll do it, rules are rules -
Kiernan: who hurt you?
Benjamin: lol do you want a list
Kiernan, pulling out his bow and arrows: yes -
Edna: my biggest talent is being stress
Amir: don't you mean stressed?
Edna: no
Benjamin, tired: no
ALTERNATIVELY:
Clem: my biggest talent is being stress
Kiernan: don't you mean stressed?
Clem: no
Benjamin, tired: no
ALTERNATIVELY:
Red: my biggest talent is being stress
Shira: don't you mean stressed?
Red: no
Kiernan, tired: no -
Kiernan, going on a supply run: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone
Red: mine just says "Red, no"
Kiernan: I want you to apply it in every situation you can think of
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