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incorrect quotes: chosen grandma edition

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  1. Edna: Benjamin isn’t answering his phone
    Kiernan, already dialing: I’ll call
    Edna: Clem & I have tried calling him like six times, what makes you think—
    Benjamin: *picks up on first ring*
  2. Benjamin: kids are having midlife crises at, like, 16
    Clem: look I don’t know when I’m going to die so I’ve decided my life is going to be one long ongoing crisis
  3. Clem: pass the salt
    Benjamin: what’s the magic word?
    Clem: *chanting a spell*
    Benjamin, panicking: oh my gOD just take it
  4. Edna: have you tried yelling?
    Clem: I have no idea what you’re referring to but of course I tried yelling
  5. Clem: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks in
    Benjamin: that’s dumb I’m not playing your silly little game
    Kiernan: *walks in*
    Benjamin: fine I’ll do it, rules are rules
  6. Kiernan: who hurt you?
    Benjamin: lol do you want a list
    Kiernan, pulling out his bow and arrows: yes
  7. Edna: my biggest talent is being stress
    Amir: don't you mean stressed?
    Edna: no
    Benjamin, tired: no

    ALTERNATIVELY:

    Clem: my biggest talent is being stress
    Kiernan: don't you mean stressed?
    Clem: no
    Benjamin, tired: no

    ALTERNATIVELY:

    Red: my biggest talent is being stress
    Shira: don't you mean stressed?
    Red: no
    Kiernan, tired: no
  8. Kiernan, going on a supply run: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone
    Red: mine just says "Red, no"
    Kiernan: I want you to apply it in every situation you can think of


The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties.
— Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians