Kartiel's Curse

Kartiel's Curse

A club for my lms novel.

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  • Created Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:16 pm

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    Kartiel's Curse Club Update · Nov 12, 2018
    please don't take this seriously

    The Dark Mage: Your highness, we need to talk about your professionalism.

    King Kartiel IX, standing on his chair: Those are some mighty brave words from someone standing in lava.

  • Lib replied · Jan 22, 2020

    Next time my sister wants me to share my Kit Kat's with her, this will be my shield.


  • Lib replied · Jan 22, 2020

    Awww. <3


  • Mageheart replied · Nov 9, 2018

    The Three Lockets is about a girl named Cass, and what happens to her and her best friend when they end up on a fantasy world named Seraphinity. They're trying to find a way back while also discovering more of the world as they look for the solution. It's ultimately a story about friendship and love, but I haven't gotten too far with it yet.


    lelu replied · Nov 12, 2018

    Sounds awesome! I may check it out.

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    Kartiel's Curse Club Update · Nov 7, 2018
    Aspen: Why do you always have to turn everything into a joke?

    Runi: Generally, it's to avoid confronting the very real and difficult issues that most proper adults have to deal with.
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    Kartiel's Curse Club Update · Nov 7, 2018
    Spoilered for some, uh, references to sex, but this is a classic so I just had to use it.

    Spoiler
    Aspen: I like your pants.

    Cass: Thanks. They were 50% off.

    Aspen: I’d like them 100% off.

    Cass:The store can’t just give clothes away.

    Aspen: That not what I-

    Cass: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Aspen.
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    Kartiel's Curse Club Update · Nov 7, 2018
    Cass: Some people give off a vibe like, "Do not mess with me." My vibe is more like, "Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you."

    Saruka replied · Nov 8, 2018

    j o h n m u l a n e y

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    Kartiel's Curse Club Update · Nov 7, 2018
    This one is kind of a big spoiler about a certain Dark Mage, so open at your own peril. I just had to put it here so I wouldn't forget about it in the future.

    Spoiler
    The Dark Mage, about Lira: I don't want her to think I'm chasing her.

    King Kartiel IX: But you are.

    The Dark Mage: But I don't want her to know.
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    Kartiel's Curse Club Update · Nov 7, 2018
    Aspen: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.


"would you still love me if i was a worm" yeah babe i would AND id get you your own compost bin so we could enter gardening competitions together
— Corvid