The BLAME Game

Feel with you hands! You would feel the lack of hair! (Besides, you already broke the mirrors by looking at them ) (JK)

TPAM dognapped my dog buddy!

Well, I wanted to see how you'd look with one.

TPAM stole all of the mirrors in my house so I can't tell as to whether or not they shaved the back of my head!

I will have it until you learn how to use it for proper reasons!

TPAM drew a mustache on me after they shaved my head!

Psssht, like I even know how to use a razor. *hides razor behind back*

TPAM stole my razor!

I did not think it was publish worthy!

TPAM Shaved my head in my sleep!

Well you didn't acknowledge me. In my opinion you deserved it.
TPAM sabotaged my book manuscript when I was sending it to publishers!

There was nothing to acknowledge you for!

TPAM Changed my username TERRIBLEWRITER321!

He made for the perfect character in my book!
TPAM forgot me in the acknowledgements.

Well watch your wording!

TPAM stole my husband!

Well, 'amazing' is the the word I would use to describe your work...

TPAM turns all my words against me!

Well, 'amazing' is the the word I would use to describe you book...

TPAM Wrote a horrible review for my new work!

Apparently he didn't have time for more than one person...

TPAM wouldn't publish my amazing book!

You were spending too much time on it and not enough on your writing!
TPAM murdered my literary agent.

They were fine! They swam out! Only emotional damage.......

TPAM sabotaged my art project!