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   Magenta Creator
   Magenta · Mar 7, 2014

   "Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses."
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   TakeThatYouFiend
   TakeThatYouFiend · Mar 8, 2014

   "WRESTLE POODLES AND WIN!"
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   Magenta Creator
   Magenta · Mar 8, 2014

   Yes, of course.
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   Magenta Creator
   Magenta · Mar 8, 2014

   Wait, why would I want to wrestle a poodle? They're adorably fizzy little creatures!
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   TakeThatYouFiend
   TakeThatYouFiend · Mar 8, 2014

   The quote is from the song "Mr Apollo" by the bonzo dog doo dah band. You shall be hearing alot of them in this club. Anyhow wrestling poodles and winning is one of the many feats of strength (along with "Tease people" and 'shave your legs") you can perform should you follow mr Apollo's course. As he says, "five years ago I was a four stone apology. Today, I am two separate gorillas! "
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   Pompadour
   Pompadour · Mar 8, 2014

   "Watch your step; it's a time bomb!"
   
   OK, so that wasn't funny, exactly...
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   Magenta Creator
   Magenta · Mar 8, 2014

   Umm... Pompadour, remember what Mother said,"No bombs, dearie."

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