You might want to change your wording on that... score isn't a good word, lol.
XD You're critiquing my slang? lol, I'd still rather be a cop than a creepy old pervert
SNOINK IS A 40 YEAR OLD MAN
AP
Today, a man, suspected of child molestation, was arrested. Known as "Snoink" on the internet, he posed as a 17 year old teenage girl and gave various critiques to many writers, primarily females, until they trusted him. Then he would lure them outside their homes, where he would then rape and murder them. He is suspected to be involved with at least a dozen murders.
He was apprehended by an undercover cop known as "Beethoven" on the internet, who arranged to meet up with him. Then, upon meeting, dozens of cop cars surrounded the bar he went into. He is under charges of child molestation, rape, murder, and two parking violations. His bail is set at $10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
"I'm glad we got him," the undercover cop said. "What he did was really terrible. There's not a safe place left in the world, and he wanted to make sure of it."
You might want to change your wording on that... score isn't a good word, lol.
Beethoven wrote:Yes, I'm an undercover cop now, not just a creepy, scrawny old man! Score!
lol, that's tight, Snoink. ^_~
Snoinky m'dear, you do love this theme. the bail is a bit high, but I'm sure if enough of us pool our money.. I mean, you heard nothing.
But yes, this is definately odd. good job.
Yes, I'm an undercover cop now, not just a creepy, scrawny old man! Score!
lol, that's tight, Snoink. ^_~
Well they've got Snoink, I always suspected her... Or him rather. Anyway, Sureal needs to keep in mind that the $10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bail is American money. Where are you going to find that kind of US money in England?
It's about time your reign of terror came to an end.
But hey, ask me nicely and I'll pay your bail 
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