I see Spearmint got you too XD
I wrote this when I was ten. I hope you enjoy it!
Piggy's Restaurant
The place that hogs go wild for!
At Piggy's Restaurant we only make our slop out of the finest ingredients. We guarantee you will like our swill, and if you don't, well that's too bad!
Breakfast
Oatmeal and Apple Cores- Oatmeal sprinkled with apple cores served in a trough. $4.50
Acorn Pancakes- Pancakes made out of acorns covered in chunks of acorns to add a special crunch for your day! $10
Breakfast Special- Go whole hog! Enjoy all the pancakes you can eat covered with apple cores and bits of watermelon rinds. $100 (Sorry for the inconvenient price, but there are some real hogs here that will eat the whole place out of business!)
Lunch
CLT Sandwich- Clover, lettuce and tomato sandwich. $9.50
Small Salad- A small salad that has apple cores, corn, and many other interesting things that bring flavor and originality to this dish . This dish will have you craving more. $8.50
Egg Yolk Salad Sandwich- A clover salad dressed in egg yolk between two pieces of soggy bread covered in more egg yolk. $7.99
Dinner
Dinner is served with a choice of a trough of fruit, two corncobs, or a bowl of our homemade gourmet Slop Soup.
Potatoes and Corncobs- What more can we say? $12
Salad- A filling salad of clover topped with unrecognizable vegetables, with our homemade egg dressing made out of the yolk of the egg (brilliant idea huh?) $14
The Oink Special- Enjoy potatoes with corncobs, a bowl of clover with our homemade egg dressing, a trough full of choice watermelon rinds and apple cores, delicious corncobs nibbled on by our wonderful chefs, and our gourmet Slop Soup. Best of all, it's all you can eat! $200 (Sorry for the price. The pigs that come here hog on this even more the Breakfast Special!)
Appetizers and Refreshments
Clover Salad- A scrumptious salad topped by our famous egg dressing. $4.99
Trough of Fruit- Watermelon rinds, sweet corn, and apple cores combined together to create a very unique taste. $4.99
Slop Soup- A soup that nobody knows what's in it (even the chefs that make it don't know!) $4.99
Two Corn Cobs- Two corncobs nibbled by our famous chefs. $2
Water- Ice cold, refreshing water. $0.50 each
Desserts
Apple Core Ice-cream- After dinner, why not have a trough of icecream that is made from choice apple cores? It's the perfect way to finish your meal! Choose from red or green apples. $6
Watermelon Rind Soufflé- A wonderful gourmet dish that sounds like a dessert to have and share with a loved one. Watermelon rinds are made light and puffy by eggs, giving it the perfect taste and texture. $15
Sweet Corn Sherbet- A wonderfully chilling dessert flavored with sweet corn. Wonderful for those hot nights you just want to roll in the mud. $7
Note: We don't have any forks or spoons in our restaurant. Most of the customers are pigs. We are sorry for the inconvenience this may cause.
this is so cute ahhh :')
I would like to order a CLT sandwich and some Apple Core Ice-cream, please. <3 xD
I think this could quite possibly be the best thing I've read on this website! I would very much like to visit this restaurant - the watermelon rind soufflé sounds particularly good I think 
. Just out of interest, where does the obsession with pigs come from?
Yeah.....i was a little weirded out until i read the part about you writing it when you were ten - perhaps you might think about moving that to the top of the page.
Perhaps this belongs in the "Other" section, but it really was quite funny. Exactly what you expect from a creative, talented ten-year-old.
Very very very very VERY interesting imagination. Yeah.. and I'd like a:
Two Corn Cobs- Two corncobs nibbled by our famous chefs. $2
The Oink Special- Enjoy potatoes with corncobs, a bowl of clover with our homemade egg dressing, a trough full of choice watermelon rinds and apple cores, delicious corncobs nibbled on by our wonderful chefs, and our gourmet Slop Soup. Best of all, it's all you can eat! $200 (Sorry for the price. The pigs that come here hog on this even more the Breakfast Special!)
Sweet Corn Sherbet- A wonderfully chilling dessert flavored with sweet corn. Wonderful for those hot nights you just want to roll in the mud. $7
YAY!!! It comes to a total off too much. And why is this pig obsessed about corn? What about toenails?
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