Happy Birthday! Or not...

by Phoenixfire

Published September 15, 2006

Happy birthday, you dear old sot
You arbiter of conning, you father of rot
You belong in an asylum
(I wonder where I'll find one?)
With all the other raving crazies
Like Freddy, and Great Uncle Daisy
I'm not going to even talk about what you smell like.

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