Hello everyone I am back with more sparkly wizard and chosen vampire tales…..
Sorry I mean…SPARKLY VAMPIRE AND CHOSEN WIZARD TALES!!!!!
It was just another combined double potions class with Slytherin House.
“For the last time Ron, you have to put the dragon scales first!!!” shouted Hermione Granger
“And I thought blondes were dumb”
Malfoy from the far corner was counting his dragon scales and saying each time:
“Hermione likes me”
“Hermione likes me even more”
“Hermione hates Potter!”
Snape comes over to Malfoy’s table:
“Ahh…young love…how disgusting!! I see you envy a Potter as they are the ladies men”
“Huh…and I thought Glitter boy there was a chik flick package” replied malfoy
“Hey! Why did you pair me up with this mannequin here?!”
“You mean Miss. Swannn…..”replied Snape “Ehem! Miss Swan?”
“Sparkle..sparkle?” she replied
“Are you done with your potion?”
“Sparkle sparkle. Sparkle sparkle sparkle….SPARKLE!”
“Hmmm… I see the problem you probably missed to add a rats spine”
“Ohhh…sparkle”
Edward raised his hand to ask a question.
“Excuszi! Professor snape!”
“WHAT!?!....just ignore the glitter on his face….yes Mr.Cullen?”
“Yeah I have a small Q………Do I dazzle you??”
“UGHHHH….50 points from Gryffindor!!”
“What! Hes’ from hufflepuff!!” protested Ron
“SHUT IT WEASLE BOY!!! CLASS DISMISSED!!”
Yeah I hope you all enjoy it and about the grammer…its just a paraody. Its not a real piece of work so chill out!
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