I can only assume you've read dracula and interview with a vampire because if you have read them again and if you havent read them- lets be fair you can never beat the classics
Writing Is Easy All You Have Do Is Stare At A Blank Piece Of Paper Till Your Forehead Bleeds- Sue Townsend
Interview With a Vampire is not anywhere close to the same level as Dracula. It is not a classic, and it is a terrible book. *rolls eyes* Don't waste your time on Anne Rice.
Frylock, please, no books! I can't read; I'm not a loser!
-Master Shake
I just write poetry to throw my mean callous heartless exterior into sharp relief. I’m going to throw you off the ship anyway. — Vogon Captain (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
