Woodchucks and wood

La la la la la....and I now know what a wood chuck is!! Backroundbob and Bonibee are clever dudies....
And my answer, therefore, is....a twig, and maybe a small branch

I did none of the above.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if he was really buff?

Bob, he knows many things: that's why I put 'ask bob.'

And therefore, that is the answer.

Good luck.

ElectricBlueMonkey wrote:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if he was really buff?

*blinks* could a woodchuck chuck more wood than he could chuck if he was really buff?

A really buff woodchuck...hell, you wouldn't want one of those hanging round the place.
Well it depends exactly how buff...if it's a giant woodchuck, well then yeah, obviously....oh, unless it has really small paws....and teeth....hmm

If your talking about the wood chucks that live in tunnels(usually in rocky areas), then "A twig, possibly a branch". They may be able to sit upright, but I doubt they could have strong enough arm muscles to do much else.
...i must say, the best thing they do is explode in your scopes...uh; escuse the last comment...but that's honestly pretty cool...

And for further explaination of a wood chuck (I'll call him a rock chuck 'cuz that's what the usual name is where I live), Backgroundbob gave a good picture. The ones I'm around populate very easily and quickly, and their prefered feed is green alfalfa (main reason why farmers dislike them). They also can dig very large holes, which livestock have stepped in and sprained or broke their legs (a reason why ranchers/horse owners don't like them). As far as I can tell, they are related to prarie dogs, but they aren't the same critter. Their chirping is very annoying.

That's not all I know about them, but that's about all I can say without going into gruesome hunting tales. Oh, and they hibernate during the winter. The babies are kinda cute, but very very stupid.

A wood chuck would chuck all the would he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A woodchuck is a small mammal also called a ground hog or musk rat, they like to burrow into the banks of creeks, ditches, extra their holes are rather small and are quite good for twisting ankles (I speak from experiance) They are quite common in my neck of the woods (Ohio)

Hope this help!

FantasyTeen

How much blood could a woodchuck chuck if C shot it through the chest?

urgh.



I'd say shame, but I've done the same.

.... Evil man.

If the squirrels are real, then you must shoot them.

Quickly.

Woodchucks may live.

backgroundbob wrote:How much blood could a woodchuck chuck if C shot it through the chest?

The answer? All the blood that little body has. Sadly, I'm not a good aim. But I sure enjoy watching my brothers send a couple spinning through the air. Why I enjoy it, I have no clue. Just one of those indescribeable joys...fun to talk about.

I've always been careful not to get my foot in a hole, but we've had to sell a couple heifers because they became lame after stepping in one.

Hmm. So, what are wood chucks? Fast, fat, and hours of potential fun. How much could one chuck? Depends. Is he normal or genetically engineered....whoa. That would be creepy. A 11'' tall critter tossing and entire tree..... remind me not to mess with rockchucks once (or if) I get my molecular biology degree...

I have before my eyes the hilarious vision of woodchuckzilla trashing new york.

I want a molecular biology degree.