I have to say, I never thought that unlocking a door could take so much effort... but this made me smile. I could have done without the swearing myself, but it wasn't badly over done... nice job...
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello Boo. SPEW is watching.
Lmao very good. I don't like the beginning when you repeat the 'or's' but that is probably just your style. Did this actually happen or did you just make it up?
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small. — Neil Armstrong
