Well look at that. The first TBRPG got positive feedback. So hey, here is the next one. This one is still a year old.
Today TBRPG takes on someone who speaks in 1337, or leet.
Welcome valued player to TBRPG.
>wh47 15 7brp9
I am sorry, we do not value those who speak in "73h 1337"
Please come back when you can spell words properly.
>bu7 1 d0n7 w4nn4
I am sorry, we do not value those who speak in "73h 1337"
Please come back when you can spell words properly.
>1 dun w4nn4!!!!111
Excuse me,
I am not going to be polite much longer.
If you are incapable of doing what I ask I will have to ask you to leave.
Would you like to watch the "How to break '73h 1337' habit" video?
>y
Step one:
Don't use short words such as y or n for yes or no.
Don't use short words such as n, e, s, or w for North, South, East, and West.
Stop using numbers instead of letters, you should soon find it is much harder for you.
If you cannot spell rather well use a spell check, or use a dictionary.
Step two:
Stop going onto forums just to start fights.
Stop trying to hurt other people and get a life.
You should feed your pets more than once a week, they'll love you for it.
Get your left hand away from your dick and type with two hands.
Step three:
If you have a Myspace account than delete it now, you might have a stalker who could want to kill you in your sleep right now.
Yes it has happened before.
No not to me.
Accept that everyone who actually tries in life is better than you.
Use proper punctuation.
Do not use seven !exclamation points! after every word.
Type three sentences properly to continue.
Press ENTER when you are done.
> This is rather hard to do, but somehow easier. I promise only to use the "1337" when I am trying to make a joke, I really mean it. This sucks my balls, you are mean.
Good enough.
Welcome to TBRPG piece of crap player.
>what is TBRPG
Text Based Role Playing Game.
I am the most popular thing to hit the gallery of "Gothicanime20"
>who is Gothicanime20
She is my creator.
She is my life.
You should comment on her stuff.
>start game
Start v.1 or v.2
>what is the difference
v.1 is the first adventure.
v.2 is the second adventure.
>start v.2
[Starting v.2, please wait a moment]
[Loading sarcasm.]
[Loading the annoying loading messages.]
[Failure to load annoying loading messages.]
[Trying again...]
[Game loaded successfully.]
[Taking a coffee break.]
[Done with these loading messages.]
You are in a room.
There are three people here.
Two males and a female.
The first male is flipping a coin as if his life depended on it.
The second male is in an online chat room.
The female is clenching a tight fist.
>talk with girl
She looks at you, "What do you want?"
>say "you look pretty angry"
She sighs, "Look leave me alone, unless my friends trust you I don't"
She turns her back to you.
>talk to first male
He doesn't pay any attention to you.
Perhaps you should take his attention.
>grab coin
You grab the coin he is flipping while it is in midair.
He looks at you, "Fine I'll talk with you"
>say "what are you doing"
He raises a single brow, "Was that meant to be a question"
>yes
His eyebrow falls back to it's normal spot, "Look I could use some help. Some guys in the woods want to take over our website and we need you to stop them."
Do you help him or not?
>ask "what do I get in return"
"You get to keep my coin" he replies as he starts to walk.
>ooh shiny
You follow him for about a three mile walk, the coin keeps your attention until he snatches it away from you.
"Okay here is where I leave, good luck" he said.
He walks back the way you came.
>look around
There is a dense forest here.
There isn't nothing much other than a few rocks and pebbles.
There is also a car worth a hundred million dollars here.
>cry about coin
Crying won't get you anywhere.
>hot wire car
It takes you a few tries but you get the car to run.
You drive it for about six miles at 100mph before it runs out of gas.
You are in a dense forest with no objects around you.
>scream
No one can hear you.
>t41k 1n 73h 1337
Please don't!
>laugh
You seem to be losing your mind.
>cry
Crying still won't get you anywhere.
>bite off finger
Isn't it to early to resort to eating yourself?
Oh well.
You bite off both of your middle fingers.
You thought I would be nice huh?
>scream like a little girl
You scream like a little girl.
Some men come up to you.
"What are you doing here" one asks you.
>reply "to stop some mountain guys"
After you finished speaking they laughed.
"That website will be ours" another one replies.
A third one walks behind you and hits you with a tree.
You pass out.
You wake up tied to a chair with your pants taken off.
>look for pants
While you look for your pants you see one guard sleeping.
[Searching for pants.]
You don't find your pants, but the guard is wearing some.
>use magic to switch places with the guard
You are now sitting in the chair the guard was, you have his pants too.
>run into the other room
You run into the other room as you start to foam at the mouth.
They all shoot at each other and scream, "He has rabies"
Soon they are all dead.
The first man is here.
>ask "what was that all about"
He hushes you.
He has your pants on.
>spit 1337 at him
You scream insane ramblings in 1337 at him.
He falls to the ground and points to a door.
>kill
You take a gun and shoot him in the nuts.
>leave
You are in the room that you started in before.
There are still three people.
>talk to first guy
"You won, save my friend" he says to you.
He goes back to flipping the coin.
>snatch coin
You snatch the coin.
>talk to second guy
He seems to stuck in his chat room to care about you.
>bite his ear off
You bite his ear off and gain his attention.
He screams at you "What the fuck was that for"
>say "I need to help you"
He rubs his ear, "Okay fine... umm... get me a donut"
>go to the donut shop
You go to the donut shop to find it is nothing but a pile of rubble in a crater.
>cry for mommy
There is a guy using the internet here, it looks as if he doesn't get to a doctor soon he will die.
>remove pants and take a snapshot
You take a snapshot after removing his pants.
>return to the second guy
You show the second guy the photo and say that if he doesn't get off of the chat that you will do it to him too.
He gets off right away.
He swears never to use it again.
He'll be on by the end of the week, you know it.
>talk to girl
She rolls her eyes, "Fine kill all the children on earth and I will kiss you"
Looks like you might have to talk with god.
>pray
You pray but it doesn't seem to be working.
You might have to do something more drastic.
>treaten to kill myself
You scream "If don't talk with god right now I will kill myself"
It doesn't work.
In fact they are all rooting you on.
>rip out still beating heart
You rip out you heart and show it to everyone.
It is still beating.
You die now.
Unless heaven is red and firey then you are very screwed.
You are the king of screwed.
Oooh look a pretty GUARD DEMON.
>kick guard demon in the nuts
You try to kick him in the nuts.
He takes you to see Satan.
>ask him to kill all the children on earth
He asks for something in return.
>my soul
You offer him your soul.
He gives you the seed of "70741 pwn493"
He sends you back to earth.
>give seed to girl
You feel empty inside as you give the seed to the girl.
She smiles at you.
She kicks you in the nuts.
She walks off with the seed and you lay there with pain in your nuts.
GAME OVER
You won TBRPG!
Once you die you are going to burn!
Have fun!
