Indeed. I am the very definition of "white", due to my writerly habit of hunching in front of a computer in the semi-darkness. It's like those animals in caves who go completely white.
"Funny is a formula for which there are a million variables, and it is impossible to backtrack unless, possibly, you make a living out of it."~Rosey Unicorn
To be a master of metaphor is the greatest thing by far. It is the one thing that cannot be learnt from others, and it is also a sign of genius. — Aristotle, Poetics