Indeed. I am the very definition of "white", due to my writerly habit of hunching in front of a computer in the semi-darkness. It's like those animals in caves who go completely white.
"Funny is a formula for which there are a million variables, and it is impossible to backtrack unless, possibly, you make a living out of it."~Rosey Unicorn
That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can fly. — Rick Riordan, The Ship of the Dead