Rate the Signature Above You [2]

"I myself am composed entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."- Augusten Burroughs

Chicken <-- Egg <-- Rocket Powered Fist
Take that, science!

Home is where the books are.

Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Wizard Swears

Chicken <-- Egg <-- Rocket Powered Fist
Take that, science!

Worship the ginger monkey aaand join my new group!

Oh, and enter my new contest!

Chicken <-- Egg <-- Rocket Powered Fist
Take that, science!

Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is. --Homer Simpson

“We’re still here,” he says, his voice cold, his hands shaking. “We know how to be invisible, how to play dead. But at the end of the day, we are still here.” ~Dax

Teacher: "What do we do with adjectives in Spanish?"
S: "We eat them!"

Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is. --Homer Simpson

Chicken <-- Egg <-- Rocket Powered Fist
Take that, science!

everything i loved
became everything i lost.

Would you like a review?
http://www.youngwriterssociety.com/topic73903.html

I just lost the game.

man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

Legacy signature:
dun worry
it's all gun be k

Chicken <-- Egg <-- Rocket Powered Fist
Take that, science!