Battle of the Sexes (Please read the rules)

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Oh... my sick, sick soul!




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-111 Excuse me as a I write the terms of your surrender.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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What surrender?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Ground Beef




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Life works in funny ways sometimes. Some get hurt, others go through without a single bruise. I could tell so many stories of how I got each scar that is scattered across my flesh.




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-112 Oh the one I'll need to write soon.

Small comeback?
@OmarEhab @Seraph @PervadedByDarkness @Cole @AlfonsoFernandez @themessanger @Aquestioning @Blues @AlexSushiDog @Zolen @deaththekid8 @ForgottonSpellbinder
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Hola! I'm new here.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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This is our routine. Day and night, all we do is survive; it never lets up. He tells me how these streets were crowded with people just going about their lives.. must've been nice.~Ellie




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"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Oh god XD
I AM YOUR GOD. -AlexSushiDog
Checkmate Atheists.




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"Your only as tall as your heart will let you be, and your only as small as the world will make you seem."-NeverShoutNever




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*fixes a mistake by Alex.* -109

(Alex should have been -109, which means Sarai should have been -110)
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Life works in funny ways sometimes. Some get hurt, others go through without a single bruise. I could tell so many stories of how I got each scar that is scattered across my flesh.



"The trouble with Borrowing another mind was, you always felt out of place when you got back to your own body, and Granny was the first person ever to read the mind of a building. Now she was feeling big and gritty and full of passages. 'Are you all right?' Granny nodded, and opened her windows. She extended her east and west wings and tried to concentrate on the tiny cup held in her pillars."
— Terry Pratchett, Discworld: Equal Rites