Wow, 81 pages of people saying 'I win' and now, it is my turn to win. I'm so sorry (in advance) to all of you that have lost. And I would like to welcome...myself...into the postion on top of the podium as winner!
The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties. — Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians