Just treat him like a little kid. Judging from his actions, he seems around the 3-5 range, take that as you will. He keeps asking for his "dada", and I can't tell if he means Gold or Patton...
The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties. — Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
