Us Pirates We're Hardcore ( a Tik Tok by Ke$ha parody)

Woke me up this morning feeling like a pirate
grab my eye-patch and my sword, I’m gonna rock this island
Up on deck, that’s where I strut with plenty of swagger
Cause no one messes with me, yo I got a dagger

talking bout
gonna go get some gold (gold)
treasure huntin’ never gets old (old)
You gotta be pretty bold (bold)

N-n-now
plunder some merchant’s ship (ship)
send them on a trip (trip)
laugh as their ship sinks…

chorus:
Yo ho! Hey let’s go!
Cap’n party on this boat
Tonight Im’ma fight
underneath the moonlight
Ahoy! Better watch for
Us pirates we’re hardcore, Aargh!
OOooooOOOO
OOOOooooOOO

repeat chorus

Ain’t got no manners at all, when I speak it’s all swears.
Ain’t got no home of my own, but the ocean’s right here.
And all the dudes are lining up cause they hear we’re fo’ show
But we kick ‘em to the curb unless they look like Jack Sparrow

I’m talking bout
we drink til we fall down (down)
sea chanties our favorite sound (sound)
feet never touchin’ the ground (ground)

N-n-now
landlubbers getting scared (scared)
fight me if you dare (dare)
you better be prepared (pared0
Yeah yo looking scared…

chorus 2X


Bridge:
I blow things up
Burn houses down
while speaking in
a sweet accent

put your hands up
surrender now
go walk the plank
you are shark bait

I’ll blow you up
burn your house down
while speaking in
a sweet accent

put your hands up
put your hands up
put your hands uuuuuppppp!!!

spoken: now this ship’s not a-hopping til I'm on board

chorus to the end!!!!!

OMG!!! I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS!!! I LOVE IT!!! I WAS SINGING ALONG TO IT!! Hey, could I take it to school and show my fellow pirates and we could sing along? I'd give credit to you of course! Its just so awesome!

Hahahahah you're a genius, I am in awe of your raw brilliancy. *Gets down and bows*

" Cause no one messes with me, yo I got a dagger "

I don't know why, but that line made me giggle pretty loudly... I'm in a giggly mood. That was a pretty funny song parody, much better than most Tik Tok parodies I've seen.

"N-n-now

plunder some merchant’s ship (ship)

send them on a trip (trip)

laugh as their ship sinks… "

The last line in there kind of ruins the continuity, in my opinion. Otherwise this was good. ^-^

- Caitlin

I love it. *Liked*

And all the dudes are lining up cause they hear we’re fo’ show

But we kick ‘em to the curb unless they look like Jack Sparrow

This. Is. EPIC!
Do you care if I use this as my signature? I'm going to anyways.

Hahaha, dude, I loved this! It was pure genius! You've got mad skills man, my props go to you and only you! I loved the Jack Sparrow line, and the daggers one, oh, oh, oh and the surrender part! I loved it all! *becomes a loyal minon to your all-mighty-song writing-awesomeness...ness* P.S. The laugh as their ship sinks part could be changed to laugh as I sink their ship or something that rhymes with that so it would flow better. *poofs*

Lol, this was brilliant! It would be even cooler if you made the lyrics written in the way a pirate would sing it, but...this was awesome. Some lines don't flow smoothly, but I'm sure this was very, very hard. Great idea. Love it! Keep up the good work-
KD

Amazing! I am laughing so hard right now. This time I actually got the song playing right with it, it fits! I can't stop laughing with this one. You had a hilarious bridge, and the song makes sense,(which alot of parodys don't) and everything about it is so funny. I wish I could write stuff like this, I give you props. Great job, and keep up the good work!

Teddy

Being a captain, I appreciate this greatly.

You are the next weird AL. (:

This is amazing! I loved it so much! I'm gonna sing this instead!
Nike

Haha. This is so cool. Definitely a like here. *clicks 'like*

I was giggling so hard when I was reading this. Hahahaha! I still can't get over it! Could you PM me if you make any more of your mad parodies? I absolutely LURVE it!

I love you so much for this. The original song used to play all the time in Applebee's, and I couldn't stand it. Next time I hear it, though, I'm gonna think of this. Awesome.

I'M. IN. LOVE.